
The road to five thousand
5,000 Pints by Hook or by Crook
The pace
A year measured in pints.
From pint 749 to pint 3,996, the group logged an estimated 10.1 pints a day.
- Daily average
- 10.1
- Biggest day
- 78 24 December 2025
- Counted posters
- 52
- Projected 5K
- 27 October 2026
The full year
3,692 positive pints logged.
Dec set the tempo with 679.
The pint race
Every year has its own shape.
52 trails. Twelve months. One increasingly questionable mission.
The contributions board
Your 5,000 Pints Wrapped.
One poster carried 25% of the positively logged year. Totals remain estimates where the counter wandered.
Char
377pints+1 in reviewJames
281pints+36 in review- Logs linked to media
- 98.3% 2,009 of 2,043
- Longest counting streak
- 31 days
- Weekend share
- 33%
- Most active
- 192 days Joe (9067)
Everyone's status
52 contributors on the board.
- 1Joe (9067)192 active days881 media11 count-only66 estimated892
- 2Char119 active days373 media4 count-only43 estimated377
- 3James91 active days279 media2 count-only27 estimated281
- 4Pinter 443793 active days267 media7 count-only27 estimated274
- 5Pinter 051545 active days161 media7 count-only4 estimated168
- 6Benny Ellis35 active days120 media0 count-only10 estimated120
- 7Pinter 855826 active days105 media9 count-only16 estimated114
- 8Pinter 492642 active days103 media6 count-only16 estimated109
- 9Pinter 160644 active days92 media0 count-only6 estimated92
- 10Pinter 999039 active days89 media0 count-only21 estimated89
- 11Pinter 866429 active days67 media0 count-only10 estimated67
- 12Blunder25 active days64 media1 count-only17 estimated65
- 13Pinter 833825 active days62 media0 count-only16 estimated62
- 14Pinter 223620 active days48 media14 count-only2 estimated62
- 15Pinter 665319 active days57 media0 count-only1 estimated57
- 16Pinter 108731 active days50 media2 count-only3 estimated52
- 17Pinter 256718 active days47 media1 count-only11 estimated48
- 18Pinter 877023 active days48 media0 count-only4 estimated48
- 19Pinter 215510 active days47 media0 count-only7 estimated47
- 20Jim17 active days47 media0 count-only3 estimated47
- 21Pinter 031917 active days46 media0 count-only13 estimated46
- 22Pinter 827220 active days44 media1 count-only11 estimated45
- 23Pinter 471323 active days38 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence38
- 24Pinter 270716 active days33 media0 count-only2 estimated33
- 25Jack Allen19 active days30 media3 count-onlyhigh confidence33
- 26Pinter 894818 active days32 media0 count-only1 estimated32
- 27Pinter 18575 active days25 media0 count-only1 estimated25
- 28Taz5 active days19 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence19
- 29Pinter 389814 active days17 media1 count-only2 estimated18
- 30Pinter 68443 active days14 media2 count-only1 estimated16
- 31Pinter 04399 active days15 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence15
- 32Pinter 08038 active days12 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence12
- 33Pinter 16948 active days11 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence11
- 34Pinter 36668 active days10 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence10
- 35Pinter 04866 active days9 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence9
- 36Abi Wheatley Wheatley4 active days8 media0 count-only1 estimated8
- 37Pinter 60134 active days8 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence8
- 38Crazy J2 active days7 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence7
- 39Pinter 94206 active days6 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence6
- 40Pinter 86504 active days6 media0 count-only1 estimated6
- 41Pinter 27675 active days5 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence5
- 42Pinter 52815 active days5 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence5
- 43Nick3 active days4 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence4
- 44Harley B2 active days3 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence3
- 45Klaudia2 active days3 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence3
- 46Connaire O’Neill3 active days3 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence3
- 47Pinter 31963 active days3 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence3
- 48Stevie1 active days3 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence3
- 49Pinter 44782 active days2 media0 count-only1 estimated2
- 50Aaron1 active days1 media0 count-only1 estimated1
- 51Pinter 50261 active days1 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence1
- 52Pinter 51481 active days1 media0 count-onlyhigh confidence1
Count chaos
It's almost as if everyone was drunk.
114 corrections found in the year.
796 vs likely 5,001
Suspected -4,205 shift, low confidence1,464 vs likely 5,001
Suspected -3,537 shift, low confidence789 vs likely 2,815
Suspected -2,026 shift, low confidence2,813 vs likely 790
Suspected +2,023 shift, low confidence3,021 vs likely 5,001
Suspected -1,980 shift, low confidence4,999 vs likely 3,061
Suspected +1,938 shift, low confidencePint o'clock
Saturday.
6pm.
That is when the group is most likely to raise a glass.

Latest evidence
Pint 3,996.
19 July 2026
The record
Every pint has a place.
- Directly matched
- 3,157
- Estimated attribution
- 345
- Unassigned gaps
- 190
- Legacy baseline
- 748
3,784 WhatsApp messages processed. Positive contributions and raw counter observations are stored separately; inferred corrections remain explicitly fuzzy.